So far, the entries into the Daddy of Danilynn Derby are:

Larry Birkhead - alleged "photographer", and sometime consort to Vickie Lynn ("Anna Nicole")Hogan Smith Marshall Stern(?). Very good looking, not too bright, but seemingly less evil than the other contestants.

"Prince" Frederick von Anhalt, aka Mr. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Freddy claims to be the Prince of somewhere, and has been married to Ms. Gabor - 30 years his senior - for many years. Bloodsucker? Sure, but with good manners.

Howard K. Stern - a parasitic creature that even lawyers won't acknowledge as one of their own. Will Howard be implicated in the deaths of Daniel and Anna Nicole? Time will tell.

The potential prize for the winner? Millions of dollars. Oh, and a loving close relationship with his beloved daughter. Expect to see photos of Dani pimped to the press until the Estate is settled.

And now, to make us all feel less dirty . . . . a photo of an actual loving parent - the mama white tiger at a South American Zoo, with one of her triplets.