Friday, February 09, 2007

So far, the entries into the Daddy of Danilynn Derby are:

Larry Birkhead - alleged "photographer", and sometime consort to Vickie Lynn ("Anna Nicole")Hogan Smith Marshall Stern(?). Very good looking, not too bright, but seemingly less evil than the other contestants.

"Prince" Frederick von Anhalt, aka Mr. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Freddy claims to be the Prince of somewhere, and has been married to Ms. Gabor - 30 years his senior - for many years. Bloodsucker? Sure, but with good manners.

Howard K. Stern - a parasitic creature that even lawyers won't acknowledge as one of their own. Will Howard be implicated in the deaths of Daniel and Anna Nicole? Time will tell.

The potential prize for the winner? Millions of dollars. Oh, and a loving close relationship with his beloved daughter. Expect to see photos of Dani pimped to the press until the Estate is settled.

And now, to make us all feel less dirty . . . . a photo of an actual loving parent - the mama white tiger at a South American Zoo, with one of her triplets.


Blogger GetFlix said...

Team Larry.

4:25 PM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

We need Maury to sort this out for us.

4:36 PM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

Yeah, it's Larry's kid. Plus now, Anna's mom wants custody of her too.

5:11 PM  
Blogger PixieGaf said...

Poor Danni she inhereted a world of trouble.

6:18 PM  
Blogger sage said...

this is crazy. The only way it could get crazier is that it came out that she was artifically inseminated.

Of course, for a chance of the cash, I should see what I have to do to get into the running.

6:51 PM  
Blogger EditThis said...

Sweet tiger photo.

8:06 PM  
Blogger LA said...

I seriously don't think Larry Birkhead would be pursuing this unless he absolutely believed himself to be the father. Like Flix said, Team Larry.

I love me some white tigers!

9:25 AM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

Sometimes, I picture Britney Spears caring for her kids the way the tiger in the photo is.

12:21 PM  

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