Some helpful tax tips courtesy of The Onion:
- When beginning your tax forms, make sure to do that thing where you make your calculator read "BOOBS" upside down right away so you don't get sidetracked later.*
- Pay your owed taxes in pennies. That will get you on the Yahoo! News front page, and it will most certainly make the IRS feel foolish.
- Not putting that little dash through all of your sevens will result in a prison term of up to three years.
- You will save significant time between now and the filing deadline if you complete all of your forms in a blind, sweaty panic 12 minutes before they are due.
- If you are Yngwie Malmsteen, you can write off your subscription to Guitar World.
- Screw over the IRS and save time and money by making less than $8,950 a year.
- Be courteous and include a sheet of scratch paper with your forms for the IRS to do math on.
- It's not widely publicized, but now that all taxpayers are part owners of Merrill Lynch, you can use their bathrooms.
- *psst - I can spell out my last name upside down on a calculator, too!
4 Comments:
HAHA, I love that!
I am one of those people that puts the dash through my 7's. I started doing it when I was in junior high because that's how my sister always wrote her 7's.
Too funny!
You last name can't be THAT, can it? :)
We filed our tax return a month ago, yea!! :o)
Post a Comment
<< Home