My original tenant in the studio apartment was a little old lady who drove me crazy. She put "Bush 2000" signs in her window, ripped out the nasturtiums I planted to grow up a trellis, would randomly buy herself new toilet seats for my handyman to install, and then deduct it from her rent, and smoked so much that we had to replace all the light fixtures and shower stall when she moved out.

However, she did plant paperwhite bulbs, which still sprout and bloom every year, and smell unbelievably sweet.