Monday, November 27, 2006

Well, we know he has a small penis in addition to being a complete a-hole . . .

"Troy Lee Gentry pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of falsely registering a captive bear as being killed in the wild.
Under the plea, the 39-year-old country singer agreed to pay a $15,000 fine, give up hunting, fishing and trapping in Minnesota for five years, and forfeit both the bear's hide and the bow he used to shoot the animal in 2004. The bear, named 'Cubby,' was killed in a 3-acre private enclosure."

"Lee Marvin Greenly, 46, Gentry's local hunting guide, pleaded guilty at the same hearing to two felony charges of helping other hunters shoot bears at illegal baiting stations he maintained inside a national wildlife refuge near Sandstone in east-central Minnesota. Greenly faces a maximum prison sentence of five years for each count, forfeiture of all-terrain vehicles he and employees used to reach the bait stations, and a maximum fine of $400,000."

"Gentry told the court he bought the bear from Greenly with the understanding they would videotape a hunt inside the bear's enclosure, which was surrounded by an electric fence. 'Lee and I made a deal about harvesting this bear,' Gentry testified. They also agreed to report it was killed in the wild 6 miles east of Sandstone instead of on Greenly's property south of the town."

Seriously, Troy - there are better ways to prove your manhood. Canned hunts are grotesque.

Forget the fine, cover his naked ass in honey and tie him to a tree somewhere deep in the woods.


Blogger GetFlix said...

What a pathetic story.

8:06 PM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

He should have gotten prison time. See what a big man he is then.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Diane said...

flix and mish - I totally agree . . . there is a great bit in Carl Hiaasen's Sick Puppy involving a canned hunt for a tame, old rhino . . . needless to say, it does not go well for the "hunters"

10:50 AM  
Blogger v said...

Wow. Idiotic, disgusting, and pathetic ... all at once. This Troy and his buddy Lee are clearly multitalented.

7:21 PM  

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